Captain Shitpicks vs. Parkputz

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Since Double Loser and One Pick Every Week are having a little head-to-head competition, the real NFL prognosticators are going to have a battle. Every week, we will put up $10 of our hard earned wages. One pint is NOT enough for our palate(sp?). Four beers from the Club Ireland cooler is better than ONE fcuking shite beer from The Landing. So here are the odds for the upcoming weekend, compliments of William Hill, everybody's favorite betting site. :)

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +6 Carolina V Minnesota -6 1.90

1.90 +4 Cleveland V Tennessee -4 1.90

1.90 +9 Dallas V Philadelphia -9 1.90

1.90 -11.5 Indianapolis V Houston +11.5 1.90

1.90 +9 Kansas City V New England -9 1.90

1.90 +6 N Y Jets V Miami -6 1.90

1.90 +1 New Orleans V Chicago -1 1.90


Bet Until : 21:05 22/09/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +9 Buffalo V Denver -9 1.90

1.90 -1.5 San Diego V Arizona +1.5 1.90


Bet Until : 21:15 22/09/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 -8 Green Bay V Detroit +8 1.90

1.90 +6 Seattle V N Y Giants -6 1.90

1.90 +9 Washington V San Francisco -9 1.90


Bet Until : 01:30 23/09/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +7 Cincinnati V Atlanta -7 1.90


Bet Until : 02:05 24/09/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 -2 St Louis V Tampa Bay +2 1.90


Our picks will be in by Sunday 2:45 a.m. , which gives us enough time to get back from the Casino on Saturday night. I am so confident, I will post them later on this evening........Parkhead, you're a putz and you obviously don't value money or pints for that matter....

On a side note, Rangers' fans, have a look at the International thread, you bastards.

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Well Captain I hope your losing 10$ a week won't hurt you too bad. I wouldn't want to take food out of your girls mouths. However I will take your money just the same.

Before I make my picks maybe i should get the one free one for the week. Opposite of your lock of the week!! Of course



I only accept cash, Emerald soccer academy shirts will not be accepted as payment. Sorry for the inconvience


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No shirts......

Don't worry, Parkcan'tpickawinner. Make sure you have your crisp $10 bill ready for Monday's high school practice. That should pay for my Subway Turkey Breast on Jalapeno Cheese bread......MMMM.......


Here are the winning picks for the weekend.....

Minnesota (-6)
Tennessee (-4)
Philadelphia(-9)
Indy(-11.5)
New England(-9)
NY Jets(+6) - Miami will win by a field goal though...
New Orleans (-1)
Buffalo(+9)
Arizona (+1.5)
Detroit(+8)
Seattle(+6)
Washington(+9)
Atlanta(-7)
St. Louis (-2)

I'll have FOUR Canadians please.......:)

Notice I have gone with the Underdogs this weekend to give you a chance.

And in case of a tie, I will take 43 points for the Monday night game.........
 

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Captain the picks are as follows:

Minnesota (-6)
Tennessee (-4)
Philadelphia (-9)
Indianopolis (-11.5)
New England (-9)
Miami (-6) easily
chicago(-1) just to be different (btw you put the wrong spread beside New Orleans)
Buffalo (+9)
San Diego (-1.5)
Green Bay (-8)
Seattle (+6)
San Fran (-9)
Atlanta (-7)
ST. Louis (-2)

In case of tie which with the picks you've made won't happen.
But just in case I will take 48 points.

Good luck and I will try to enjoy my four Canadians:D
 

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How bad has it gotten for the Captain!! I have one of the worst weeks ever and yet it is still enough to hold to the big win :D
I will take my 4 canadians next week at the game!!

Better luck next week Captain although I think this was your best chance:eek:


Week winner Parkhead :wa: :wa: :wa:
 

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What would you like on your foot long sub tomorrow at Subway after the final tryout? :( I am going through a very bad spell right now. I will be turning it around next week....


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Captain Shitpicks,



How about posting the official willhill spreads for this weekends games. I will make my picks on thursday night therefore you can copy them and atleast tie for the week. That's better than losing, for you that would be quite an accomplishment. Maybe we should set up direct deposit from your account to mine, automatically deposits the money every monday. This would save you some time.



Good luck this week
 

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Easy there, Jimmy The Greek......

If you actually posted a winning record last week, you could say something. However, my picks were just a little worse than your BAD picks. So, I will gladly take your money from you this week and get things back on track...... Speaking of 'track', I can see a TTP night coming up soon.......:eek:


I will see you at Seaquam tomorrow at 3:30. We will be arriving in a bus, of the big yellow variety. :(


Captain will have 11 wins this weekend......
 

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Fair enough, however if your goal is 11 that takes all the pressure off because 12 seems easy enough for me. although i highly doubt i will need more than 9 to beat you.


See you tommorrow, enjoy your ride on the Kenmore bus.
i'm off to mavericks now staying clear of the orange vex though.
post the odds please:D
 

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Parkputz.....

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +7 Carolina V Green Bay -7 1.90 GB

1.90 +3 Chicago V Buffalo -3 1.90 Buf

1.90 +6 Cleveland V Pittsburgh -6 1.90 Pitt

1.90 +12.5 Dallas V St Louis -12.5 1.90 St. Louis

1.90 +19.5 Houston V Philadelphia -19.5 1.90 Phil

1.83 -3 Miami V Kansas City +3 2.00 Mia

1.90 +3.5 N Y Jets V Jacksonville -3.5 1.90 NY Jets

1.90 -7.5 New Orleans V Detroit +7.5 1.90 NO


Bet Until : 21:05 29/09/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

2.00 -3 N Y Giants V Arizona +3 1.83 Ariz

1.90 -7 Tampa Bay V Cincinnati +7 1.90 TBay(lock of weekend)


Bet Until : 21:15 29/09/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.83 -3 New England V San Diego +3 2.00 (NE)

1.90 +7 Tennessee V Oakland -7 1.90 (Oak)


Bet Until : 01:30 30/09/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.95 +3 Minnesota V Seattle -3 1.86 (Sea)


Bet Until : 02:00 01/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 -7 Denver V Baltimore +7 1.90 (Den)


Okay, because you're such a putz,I am posting now, WITHOUT going to the pay services you phone to get your picks....... I will win 11 games this weekend and your 8 will not cut it.....
 

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Shitpicks,


I can't believe that I am going to say this but I like all your picks but one the Jets. However it wouldn't be two exiting if we had all the same except one so because you picked first I will change a couple just to make it intersting!!

My picks are:

Carolina-iffy but worth a shot
Buffalo
Pitt
St.L
Phil
Miami
Jacksonville- Jets suck
New O
NYG- what the hell
TBY- definetly the lock but you might have cursed them now
NE
Oak
Den- also a lock

In case of tie 37 points, I believe you did not post your total points.
 

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Sorry, Parkhead, but I have no money at this point in time to go to the Casino. However, I will have money tomorrow and that might be a possibility......

I did take a break until I saw that gimme this morning. :)


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It looks like we tied.......

I think we will be tied this weekend, Parkputz, since we have ONLY connected on FOUR fcuking winners........:( At this rate, Double Loser and One Pick might even have more wins.....


BTW, I have Den for Monday night too........
 

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It looks like I win by default. You failed to pick a winner in the Seattle/Minnesota game. Therefore, I am the winner for the week. I'll have a foot long on Jalapeno Cheese bread tomorrow after practice ! :)
 

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Captain,


I believe I just get the Seattle game wrong (my mistake) eventhough I know you know that I would never have taken Minn in that one. Therefore we are tied and it comes down to points on the monday nighter because we both have Den.


Am I right here or not?
 

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