Bragging Rights

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Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free,"

The second man said, "my son was a car salesman, & now he owns a multilane dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded,"

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons.

How's yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar." He went on to say, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
 

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Tough Cowboys

Tough Cowboys

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome
prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night
of tall tales begins.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is.
Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six
men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare
hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out
from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with
my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one
gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remains silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
 

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