Boys & their trains

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Sounds like something Mini Dude would say...

Subject: train lesson



A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.



She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks."



The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."



Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."



As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen."
 

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robj said:
Old one. What was the point of posting this Dude?

How about for those that have never heard it before. Even though it is old it is still fcuking funny as hell. Especially if you've dealt with kids and the things they pick up and say.

Good one Dude (you cnut)
 

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Yeah Demo...I thought it was obvious, too.

Ever hear about the time robj was two hours late because the escalator stopped?
 

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Demolition said:
How about for those that have never heard it before. Even though it is old it is still fcuking funny as hell. Especially if you've dealt with kids and the things they pick up and say.

Good one Dude (you cnut)
I do have kids. Nice Alias are you like a wrestler or something? :eek:


Dude I've never been on an escalator because I have always had a fear of that happening :D .
 

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