A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though
she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts
the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs
into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms
around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side
of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its
slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts
to leap away from the horse and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in
the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over. As her head is battered
against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
Thank God for heros.
she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts
the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs
into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms
around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side
of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its
slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts
to leap away from the horse and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in
the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over. As her head is battered
against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
Thank God for heros.