Many happy returns, Regs. If you make it down to The Lennox tonight say hello to that really fit waitress for me. I'm sure, even after a year, she still works there. It would be unattractive for her to aspire to anything better. That's why you might be in with a shout. Hopefully this has lifted your spirits and you no longer feel badly about being such an old fcuker, your best years lying prone, lifeless and well behind you.
That's one long soapbox...looks more like a casket. One year closer to that too now, huh? Fcuk...I feel like it some mornings. 2003 will be my last year playing soccer, I swear...
Grampa.
P.S.: The soapbox is a privilege, not a right...or a cheap whore you can rent out. It's all about quality...
You must really be slowing down. Mr. I-never-miss-beer-drinking-or-training was nowhere to be found last night now that he's turned 28. His alleged excuse? Shoulder surgery! You've changed, Dude
Actual series of events overheard at Royals' debacle Sunday...
Dude on sidelines, shoulder and arm in sling, takes a cracker shot in the gut on a clearance. "Ow, Fcuk, cnut!!" Phone rings 2 seconds later. "Hello Dude Inc., Dude speaking."
February seems to be a popular month. Happy Birthday Smiles. Only 29. I find that hard to believe after seeing you move from side to side. I noticed your gloves were a bit worn at training so I picked you up a new set. Custom made to fit only you.
Much appreciated although isn't the Hurricane the official punching bag until he shows up again? Will you be joining the festivities this evening as the DCS goes on the road?