Please post any and all bad pickup lines. I'm running out of material to try at the bars.
1. If you and i were squirrels, could i bust a nut in your hole?
2. I was about to go masterbate and i needed a name to go wtih your face.
3. Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but is your name Roberta?
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you.
5. Oh. I'm sorry I thought that was a braille name tag?
1. If you and i were squirrels, could i bust a nut in your hole?
2. I was about to go masterbate and i needed a name to go wtih your face.
3. Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but is your name Roberta?
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you.
5. Oh. I'm sorry I thought that was a braille name tag?
