Awesome stuff that happens around the web

[Dude]

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html

This ad has gone viral. Seen it in so many different forums.

 

[Regs]

Awesome

http://theprovince.com/news/crime/f...meth/wcm/0be5028b-b9d1-4c21-ad84-f81fe6041baa

 

[djones]

https://abcnews.go.com/Travel/paragliding-everests-peak-kayaking-indian-ocean/story?id=21097292

 

[cascadesoccer]

https://abcnews.go.com/Travel/paragliding-everests-peak-kayaking-indian-ocean/story?id=21097292

Very cool, wonder when the movie comes out.

 

[cascadesoccer]

Perhaps the best national anthem I’ve heard, and she’s 7. Kills it. https://www.google.ca/amp/s/ftw.usa...ar-old-national-anthem-christina-aguilera/amp

 

[freddy]

http://digg.com/video/glitter-bomb-package-thief

 

[freddy]

So who's it gonna be.....Alabama or Clemson? I can't make up my mind so I'm just hoping for a good game.

 

[Dude]

Om nom nom nom nom mong nom nommmmmm.

 

[freddy]

then switch.

Om nom nom nom nom mong nom nommmmmm.

 

[freddy]

If golf and soccer announcers switched places

https://www.wimp.com/if-golf-and-soccer-switched-announcers-2/

 

[dezza]

 

[Regs]

awesome, still laughing

Find another one!

 

[dezza]

For fcuks, sake the KHL deleted the tweet. Here's a copy:

 

[freddy]

Reminds me of a time I was at the Squamish Tourney. We were waiting for the women's game to finish up so we could take the field. I was on the sidelines standing with Randy Findlay and some other guy I didn't know. There was a humungous woman with a face like a plate of smashed asshules. I said to Randy, "hey Randy, check out number 8 - can you imagine being married to that?". Randy started laughing and laughing. He couldn't breathe. I thought, well, I did deliver that one pretty good, but it wasn't that funny. I said, "what's so funny?". He points to the guy beside us and tells me it's his wife.

 

[Dude]

Reminds me of a time I was at the Squamish Tourney. We were waiting for the women's game to finish up so we could take the field. I was on the sidelines standing with Randy Findlay and some other guy I didn't know. There was a humungous woman with a face like a plate of smashed asshules. I said to Randy, "hey Randy, check out number 8 - can you imagine being married to that?". Randy started laughing and laughing. He couldn't breathe. I thought, well, I did deliver that one pretty good, but it wasn't that funny. I said, "what's so funny?". He points to the guy beside us and tells me it's his wife.
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Oh no....wow. How did you recover? Just walk away? Bury yourself in the turf? I've had some moments like that. Usually after 5-10 Grey Goose.

 

[freddy]

I started to backpedal hard, saying, "I'm sure she's really nice". As soon as I said that, I realized there was no digging myself out of this one. I offered to let the guy just hit me and he declined. I wish he had hit me.

 

[Yoda]

Oh no....wow. How did you recover? Just walk away? Bury yourself in the turf? I've had some moments like that. Usually after 5-10 Grey Goose.

I call bullshit, you don’t need the 5-10 Grey Goose for that.

 

[Dude]

One? I need at least one.

Don't I?

 

[Yoda]

One? I need at least one.

Don't I?

Maybe a double, but that’s it

 

[Dude]

Truth hurts.