A Prickly Situation

[Dude]

READ FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICTURE BELOW

An elementary school class started a class project to make a planter to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants.

The students were given green ware pottery planters in the shape of a clown which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun.

They planted cactus seeds in the finished Planters and they grew nicely, but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home. The cactus plants were removed, a small ivy replaced them, and the children were then allowed to take the ivy plant home instead. The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time...

 

[Dude]

 

[knvb]

Had to be SDSS.

 

[Keeper]

I doubt it. Look at the size of those cacti -- too ambitious.

 

[Fastshow]

^



Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of ****tails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount And Do. Also, just something to think about: The long-term
implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's Disease research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.

 

[striker14]

Good one

Why do they call it PMS?

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken