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utah

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I guess that's why my Uncle always said "don't piss your pants in the winter"

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I hate it when that happens
Confession time: that happened to me this year. We were getting -20 in Whistler, and I chose to go XC Skiing. I had one layer under thin XC pants. I’ve never felt like the knob of my pea shooter could be so cold that it could fall off, but it was actually painful. Lasted one hour then abandoned the endeavor.
 

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100% not what she said.
Literally the knob of my cokc hurt, actually painful. I suppose having the pain sensories is good as a warning system, dealing w/ mild frost bite in my toes right now because those pain sensories are non existent. Definitely would not want cokc frost bite.

Or any bite.
 

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So not a substitution for your viagra?? Blue knob or Blue pill?

I commend your dedication to knowledge and research.
 

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So not a substitution for your viagra?? Blue knob or Blue pill?

I commend your dedication to knowledge and research.
Sort of an exact opposite, it's actually a bit of a boner discourager, as opposed to a boner encourager. You don't really want a rush of blood down there after nearly freezing the little guy off. It needs a slow, methodical re-entry into society, sort of speak.

I am happy to report my pecker is as well functioning, and unimpressive, as before said incident.
 

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I'm shocked there are 60 athletes in the program??
Bobsled??
Includes skeleton and luge. Skeleton in particular saw their budget completely slashed. You have athletes performing at a top 10 worldwide level (due mainly to access to Whistler's facility), but with no coaching, no travel budget. From that standpoint, there is absolutely a safety concern. You can't go into these other facilities with no coaching feedback, at least not expecting results and increased risk.

For me, if an Olympic program is committed to chasing medals, chase the low hanging fruit? It's not like we're going to bring in a haul on any of the other Nordic sports, the Scandinavian countries treat XC and Biathlon as their primary sports! Those athletes are superstars there!

Whistler is a World Class facility, fantastic training centre. Skeleton is one of those sports where success is directly correlated with access to facilities. Also, it's not like it's Luge or one of the other weird sports where there is a stupid amount of German following and history, nobody cares about it! Invest in it, and come home w/ at least two more medals.

Humphries, still a total diva.

It was obvious Bobsleigh was only going to direct their funding to those sleds, and she would have been the #1 priority. Go fcuk yourself and the high horse you rode in on. She's trying to make this all about the program and making a statement, and the reality is, it was all about her.
 

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