2003 Chick Pre-tourney Announcement & Banter

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Not to mention...

Not to mention she does the splits in the commercial. I'll take my microwave in black thanks. :p Unless No 2 has a better draw then me. Jinky I do like the Salma Hyek though.
 

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It is all about the Shag

Originally posted by simon
one thing ive learned from this contest is this: the champion will be the chick most guys wanna lay the wood to. plain and simple.

and the hottest chick currently on the market shelves is Jennifier Garner. therefore, she will win.

The only chick in this tourney that you can actually see taking Wood is Jenna Jamison, because she is a Porn Star, why would you not vote for her after all the nasty things you can see her do on Video.

HOS to take it all with this Pick.
And I don't even watch Porn:rolleyes:
 

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A dark horse...

With Wrestlemania just leaving Seattle, I thought that I would go for a long shot...the Canadian girl...Trish Stratus.

Her only down fall is that she is from Toronto.
 

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There is HISTORY to this tourney that only vets would know :D

Porn Stars do not do well. Sure Jenna beat Shania, but Shania is old now and I'd be surprised if she's in next year (same with Faith).

You also need to consider who is popular right now. Halle Berry won it all last year probably based on her being in the news with the Oscar win and showing her nuggies in that flick :D She had made a previous Final Four appearance as well.

Brooke Burke was in the Final Four last year... She's HOT. Not very well known up here but she's all-over the states.

Look for the Brunette from the Miller Catfights to do well. They were both recently in Seattle and did promos I think for the radio station down there.

Mitch loves Jennifer Garner too... this is always a factor :D

~Regs.
 

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exactly

btw, TheRob, instead of dumping on me for losing the other pool and nice big thank you would be appropriate. besides, in my earlier post i was only appealing to the 'ttp' players, not the TTP regulars.

Garner wins in 3OT potting the winner between the legs
 

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Originally posted by Regs
There is HISTORY to this tourney that only vets would know :D

Porn Stars do not do well. ~Regs.
exactly!

Originally posted by Regs
You also need to consider who is popular right now. ~Regs.
toosh-eh!


Originally posted by Regs
Mitch loves Jennifer Garner too... this is always a factor :D ~Regs.
enough said

Garner wins
 

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2 Time Chump Took the Porn Star to Win It All

Originally posted by Regs
There is HISTORY to this tourney that only vets would know :D

Porn Stars do not do well
Splash the man who has won the last 2 years in a row, has picked Jameson to win it all.
I will go with him before I listen to Regs and Simon and their "she is a nice girl" theories.

HOS LIKES THE BAD GIRLS:eek:
 

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one thing to consider:

given my undisputable fact that guys will vote for the chick they most wanna bone, who would want a porn star to win?

everyone in the "industry" has had a go at her, whats left for the "Starbuck drinking geek" from Seattle? sloppy thousands??

she wont win
 

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For the average latte-addicted Seattle schmuck throwing a screw into Jenna Jamison would be like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway or ringing the dinner bell. Garner is like veal. Young and tender. Damn, I don't know Halle Berry won last year or I would have picked Garner.
 

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SORRY GUYS, I Forgot, We all have a Shot at the Winner

Who cares if you could park a Bus in her Snatch, she has done PORN, meaning she likes to get shagged on Video.

Sloppy seconds or thousands, she will win.

This isn't a contest of who is the Tightest Bird, is it?

HOS
 

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Ouch

Tough luck J_B.

Better luck next year.

Trista Rhen was on a very popular show but nobody really liked her did they?
 
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