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Surrey United 1 Non-Cam Langley United Goals 2 Still an L, if we need to dissect it further.

Dynamo win, 7-0

I think he's just hyping for our match when we inevitably have a shootout during the cup this season.

Off to a great start with a 3-1 win over a game Coasters side

Good luck!!!

The team Surrey is chasing is the Blue Devils, who they split the season series with, each notching a win. HOWEVER, because the Blue Devils beat Surrey 4-1, with Surrey winning the return match 2-1, Blue Devils hold the tie breaker for the last provincial spot with a 5-3 goal advantage. I'm...

No hair. His head gets cold.

Must know a lot about red cards & blow jobs, because they did a little too much spitting in our first match this season.

...when a guy **had a sitter saved** from 4 yards out.

FWIW, I can see you guys making into the provincials by the end of the season. We're only 4 games deep & have got a lonnnnnnng way to go.

9, yet @peg leg will find a way to sign to a Div 2 or 3 team.

Still better than @R-Tee's excuses, which is usually, "I went to China ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Makes sense to me, but let's just say piss-taking goes both ways

Better than a first round cup forfeit, that's for sure.

I've been part of a match where two players literally kicked opposite ends of a ball simultaneously, didn't touch each other whatsoever, and the guy on the other team broke his leg because of the impact. That's as much of a "soccer play" as I've ever seen, and from what I heard the injured...

I'm afraid I was that "CB" (left back at the time, helping out the CBs on the play). Your forward and I were running for the ball when he grabbed at my wrist and initiated contact at the shoulder. I got all ball with my left foot, he hit my shoulder and went down. As we were lining up for the...

Same here. @suburbanator owes me $20

It's all good. I think I came over and gave some props for the tending after the match, so that sort of counts.

Haha yeah, I was the hipstery-looking centerback who spent a lot of time asking, "What the fcuk is wrong with this ref?" with your forwards.

Here's hoping he recovers as quickly and painlessly as possible. Our clubs keep having the most innocuous of leg breaks...