I agree with Buckfast. I’m sick of hearing “suckit” this and “suckit” that. It’s like someone’s lifted the dialogue from a Ron Jeremy porn flick. Who cares who “suckit” is? “Suckit” has yet to say anything that would suggest great intelligence or wit. The WWF was able to create more drama...
5 reasons why I think the Highlanders will win Div. 1 this year:
1. Their average size shot up dramatically with the departure of Rocco and Oscar.
2. Their 7 year youth movement, Nic Jensen, had successful laser surgery on his eyes and he can now see the field while he’s handling the...
Ah... the good old days of midget tossing. I was never a chucker but rather a "chuckee". I made quite a bit of money being tossed, although Rocco was truly the giant of midget tossing. His screams and squeals really brought in the crowds. He earned enough money to take a trip to Disneyland...
Re: Oscar the bitter OLD bastard
A good effort Guinness but if your post were a shot, it just sailed off for a throw in. (I should know because I've hit my fair share of those on the field). I'm not about to surround my wit with "smileys". Perhaps you'd like a laugh track to provide you...
Re: ND vs DM clubs
I am stunned by Joely's words as well and a little embarassed to have worked at the same school that taught him how to write. Fortunately, I may have been able to save one of his "little brothers" from producing such mundane prose. Regardless, kudos to him for trying...
Quit your cryin' LION! Why did any team have to be promoted? Is the league trying to secure a lucrative TV contract by having a larger footprint on the market? Yes, a ten team league is more attractive for many reasons but at the expense of the league's credibility? I'm sure that the Lions will...
Coming out?
Oh Milhouse, you are a disturber. I saw the comment in Halfvolley's post and thought to respond as it appeared to be a hanging curve right over the plate. How long till we hear from Cartdriver now that he has been indirectly "outed" himself? Of course, " not that there's...
Coming out?
Oh Milhouse, you are a disturber. I saw the comment in Halfvolley's post and thought to respond as it appeared to be a hanging curve right over the plate. How long till we hear from Cartdriver now that he has been indirectly "outed" himself. Of course, " not that there's...
The Rangers of Div. 2? Yes...sounds an awful lof like Vanilla Ice when he said he would do for white rappers what Elvis did for rock n' roll...
"no dice, baby.... bum, bum, bum ba di bum bum." Come on Lucy...you got some esplaining to do!
Oscar the Music Buff
P.S. This may be as...
Lion Lubber....
Okay..I’ve has just recovered from the Highlanders’ early exit in the Pakenham Cup. It’s now time to vent…my therapist says it will aid in the healing process. So here goes:
The Lions are now in Premier? What gives…? I understand the league’s perspective as they are trying...
Hmmm....best club?
Being the better of these two clubs is like being the world's tallest midget...nobody cares! (You can take my word for it.)
Oscar, the world's tallest midget.
7 A-side Tourney?
The Highlanders aren't exactly made for 7 a-side soccer. I'm not sure that there are enough heart defribillator units in Surrey to meet our team's needs during such a tourney. Sean McGill is probably throwing up already just with the notion of it. Fortunately, we don't...
Lions in the mist....
The Delta Lions successfully began their march for a second consecutive President's Cup as they walked over a team of players comprised of "carnival folk" on leave from their gig at the Delta Shoppers Mall. There wasn't a lot of drama for the fans, but they were...
Trouble in the pride?
Despite Santos' painting of a pretty picture, my sources indicate the all is not well in the Lions den. Just a few pieces of insight:
-Gibson is losing his competitive edge as he gets closer to "busting out" of Delta's Gangsta D.J. underground and finds himself...
Delta Schmelta...
Hey Crafty, does that last exchange between DM members count as a meeting because it would represent the first that we have had in two years. What happened at the January AGM? Do you have the minutes? Did someone manage to detach the "kitchen sink" from our concession and...
All's Quiet on the Division 1 Front...
Sadly, only a few posts separate this week from last. What has happened to the witty repartee (and the odd threat of decapitation by coach) that used to spice up this website? Like many, I crave the crafty literary skills of Dude, Au Razor, RF, Coach...
Wow! After being banned from this website (suspension by coach) I come back to discover a whole lot of tension. After pondering the issues for a considerable amount of time (2-3 minutes) I have became intrigued by Cartdriver's arguments. Gnu, Balsa, Milhouse don't you think the Rangers should...
Definitely a tough way to start the new year the only thing tougher is trying to figure out your "dinner" analogy. I think the episode reads more like a whole bunch of foreplay minus the climax. Hey Booby, write your thoughts out before you post them and while you're at it get Cheddar to...
Re: First week back
"Thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump, thump......"
That's the Highlanders theme song. Why not thump it up the field when we've got McGill lighting it up with his scoring prowess. I'm sure the Rangers will sort it out and "I pity the fools..." who are on the...
Your post says far more about you than it does me. I regret the comments that I made. It was, to quote ASIA " The Heat of the Moment" and not unlike the "World Cup" reference made by one of your mates. I almost did you a favour by giving you something to focus on after a frustrating loss...