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  1. guru

    2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    haha .... he does have that stare... and then there's Hrudey who tries to be Mr. Nice guy and Make GS feel good ... I disagree about the weight thing ... I think he very much carries more weight since he WAS in the league ... that holds WAY more than GS for sure... simply because he's BEEN...
  2. guru

    2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    it's: Snuffleupagus ... and don't be dissin' Sesame St. characters ! Kypreos is like Cherry... they have some decent stories some times ... I think he's worth keeping for those ... him and Cherry are like train wrecks... disastrous, but ... But I agree... Snuffleupagus HAS to go ... the...
  3. guru

    It's Messy!

    TV: That rule changed about 20 years ago... no longer has to rotate ... just touched and it's now in play... Like I said... the player at the corner just puts his foot on the ball like he's adjusting it, then backs away like he's going to cross.... then another player comes close (usually...
  4. guru

    2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    Q: Coming out of retirement on TTP .... and heading into my retirement years ... Can life get any better?!?! . A: Yes... a whole lot better ...
  5. guru

    It's Messy!

    HEY !?!? I'm a keeper, and I consider myself the most important player on the park... have I been overestimating myself all these years... am I really a "0" dressed up as a "1" :(
  6. guru

    2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    well... her pair-of-pheralias look nice in that non-supportive shirt ... probably get canuck jerseys pretty cheap right now... they'd make decent chamois for "waxing your auto" ... PS: You didn't say if that was a picture of your wife... inquiring minds want to know
  7. guru

    2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    Hey Yoda... is that avatar of your wife ? WAIT A MINUTE!!! that avatar of yours looks like a canuck athletic supporter
  8. guru

    2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    touchy ... touchy ... oops ... I mean touché ... oh, and what aboot a female fan ... ya sexist wank!
  9. guru

    It's Messy!

    Nice .... not easy to stop it when it's 2 on 1... in our coed case, the ref disallowed it saying the guy who scored was offside... WTF?? Snowman argued the point (obviously CAN'T be offside) and the ref red carded him... after the game the ref phoned him up and said he was right, and that it...
  10. guru

    It's Messy!

    When you start this video and the fuzzy screen comes up, just click on the youtube link at the bottom and it'll open another page on that site and it'll play...
  11. guru

    It's Messy!

    hahaha .... our juvenile team did this all the time back in the 60's and 70's ... Coach played in England 1st Div in net in the 50's ... said in juvenile it would work even if you did it 3 times a game... (kids are so stoopud!) I've pushed to use this so many times in men's but no one wanted to...
  12. guru

    2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs

    FLA all the way !? Would be great to see Ana and FLA in the final ... Luongo beating Kesler & Beskia would be the best scenario for any canuck fan! It'd be almost as good as the canucks winning it all ...
  13. guru

    AMSL 2012 - Banter and all that good stuff

    a wise munchkin are you !
  14. guru

    AMSL 2012 - Banter and all that good stuff

    the clap goes back to the 1900's ... and yes STD, you would remember it well since it was the Union Jackers who started it in their inaugural season (and ewe were on the team then) And it was actually started by Snowman ... so no, not cheatside. Snowman was getting tired of all the 2 - 4 -...
  15. guru

    [FVSL MASTERS DIV 1] Predictions, Results & Banter 2011/2012

    IE: set for Relegation ... 8 - 1 sounds more reasonable, as they do have that scoring machine Skytrain ... not sure why he isn't in the lead for Golden Boot .... or at least Golden Shower....
  16. guru

    [FVSL MASTERS DIV 1] Predictions, Results & Banter 2011/2012

    WTF ?!?!?! I thought someone posted the Heat beat the Hontas' 1 - nil Holy $hit did Alderditch drop quickly !!! too bad they can't play the Hontas more often !
  17. guru

    [FVSL MASTERS DIV 1] Predictions, Results & Banter 2011/2012

    Can hardly blame him... he wasn't even watching the play ...
  18. guru

    [FVSL MASTERS DIV 1] Predictions, Results & Banter 2011/2012

    unfortunately he did ... and secretly I blame him for the goal ... as do the rest of the team... but being the bigger man, I took the heat. ;)
  19. guru

    [FVSL MASTERS DIV 1] Predictions, Results & Banter 2011/2012

    I take full responsibility for the score of this game! Sorry Lads...
  20. guru

    Div 3 [FVSL Div 3] Results and Banter 2011-12 Season

    So you found out even before the celtic manager/coach/etc did .. so what are you bitchin aboot? If the idiot in question is cascade, he doesn't sleep... spends all his time on TTP and the FVSL website ... sad to say he has no other life ... poor girl he's going out with ... she should dump...
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