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    Super Size Me

    West London? Pub? I think you may have me mistaken with my doppelganger. I'm in Australia - land of the free-flowing beer and many, many excellent cricketers.....
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    Super Size Me

    Thanks for noticing, guys! If I've set a record, I'd like due recognition, please. And I'll try to get Tiner back on as well.......
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    Super Size Me

    Firstly, I'm very happy for you and your cricket team. It's always nice to get a few wins on the board every now and again. Of course, there's always the 2006 Ashes tour to look forward to :p ! Secondly, I have a query. Were the eunuchs in question from the SA cricket team and did they blame...
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    Super Size Me

    Here in Australia, MacD's has launched its "We're a healthier version of MacDonald's than they've got in America" campaign. It has included the information that their chicken mcnuggets are now made with 100% chicken breast meat. My question is - what were they made from before???? :confused:
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    What's for Lunch?

    a great idea, guys! Screw - we have a four term year Down Under which results in 2 weeks of holidays every 10 and then 6 weeks over the summer. Needless to say, I'm celebrating the time with Tiner on her side of the country. For lunch, we had bbq chicken rolls. It was very hard to catch the...
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    Enraged North Americans

    afl tips You're right, Cap'n, I'm not one to venture into your gambling den, but I'll do my best: Geelong Kangaroos Hawthorn Brisbane Adelaide Port Adelaide Melbourne West Coast - but out of bloody-minded loyalty. I love my boys!!!!!! Nice to see we're discussing a decent...
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    Enraged North Americans

    and watch the groupies fly! I find it intruiging that there is much being said about which sport is best and which sport requires more skill. I thought the real argument was which one had the best looking cheerleaders. I know it ain't cricket, us being cougars and all, but isn't that really why...
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    Enraged North Americans

    tiner you derr-head firstly, i'd like to apologise for the fact that i have lost the ability to write coherently........i'm currently on the wrong side of my country to normal and i blame the water. secondly, just a reminder to tiner, on MY side of the country we play AFL, not that strange...
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    Enraged North Americans

    a handful of ethnocentrics Remind me again, how many people countries play CFL?
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    The best Simpsons' episodes and quotes

    the sad thing is, i teach kids like this FBI Agent: Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! Homer, looking down at his foot in confusion, stage-whispers to other FBI agent: I think he's talking...
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    The best Simpsons' episodes and quotes

    some more classics "Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori....." And........ Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here comes the tricky part. Oh, won't you rhyme with me...
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    The best Simpsons' episodes and quotes

    more faves Dancin' Homer: " And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle!" The musical version of "Streetcar": Stella! STELLLAAAA! Can't you hear me YELLA! You're puttin' me...
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    The best Simpsons' episodes and quotes

    Given that there are many of us who are obviously fans (and who have far too much spare time........) I propose a new thread: The best episodes and quotes from the Simpsons'! One of my favourite episodes would have to be when Bart and Lisa play hockey. I love the violence!!!!!!:p...
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    Most and least creative signatures on TTP...

    Ok, it may be the difference in hemispheres, it may be that we're a day ahead, but I've got to tell you SC: I don't know what you're talking aboot!:confused:
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    Oscars ( Best Picture )

    All I can say about the Oscars is: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE (I believe you're familiar with the reply.) :D
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    Name that tune.......

    one for the boys "Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you I'm still alright to smile Girl, I think about you every day now" Ahhhhh - ain't it sweet?
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    Most and least creative signatures on TTP...

    #12 SC- #12? Did I miss 1-11? And, speaking of the subject, maybe you could try this one as you signature: Received from Calgary man at pub in Vancouver: "You're sexy but not in a slutty way." :p
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    whatever happened to innocence?

    ? Keeper - I don't quite get the relevance of the t-shirt story. Are you offering your t-shirt for sniffing? Are you looking for a woman with a t-shirt sniffing fetish? And, given the thread topic, does sniffing t-shirts make a woman less innocent?
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    2002 Olympics: Salt Lake City

    go canada From the Aussie chick - Go the Canadian mens hockey team! I'll be rooting for you! Incidentally, it's one of the only events we get televised here. Yay for us! :D :D :D :D
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    2002 Olympics: Salt Lake City

    a real gold medal Thanks for the opinion, Keeps. It's actually good that Alisa won. Steve Bradbury, skating genius though he is, can't exactly be said to be a looker. Just let it be known that the vast majority of Aussies fall in the Alisa category for looks.:p
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