West London? Pub? I think you may have me mistaken with my doppelganger. I'm in Australia - land of the free-flowing beer and many, many excellent cricketers.....
Firstly, I'm very happy for you and your cricket team. It's always nice to get a few wins on the board every now and again. Of course, there's always the 2006 Ashes tour to look forward to :p !
Secondly, I have a query. Were the eunuchs in question from the SA cricket team and did they blame...
Here in Australia, MacD's has launched its "We're a healthier version of MacDonald's than they've got in America" campaign. It has included the information that their chicken mcnuggets are now made with 100% chicken breast meat. My question is - what were they made from before???? :confused:
a great idea, guys!
Screw - we have a four term year Down Under which results in 2 weeks of holidays every 10 and then 6 weeks over the summer. Needless to say, I'm celebrating the time with Tiner on her side of the country. For lunch, we had bbq chicken rolls. It was very hard to catch the...
afl tips
You're right, Cap'n, I'm not one to venture into your gambling den, but I'll do my best:
Geelong
Kangaroos
Hawthorn
Brisbane
Adelaide
Port Adelaide
Melbourne
West Coast - but out of bloody-minded loyalty. I love my boys!!!!!!
Nice to see we're discussing a decent...
and watch the groupies fly!
I find it intruiging that there is much being said about which sport is best and which sport requires more skill. I thought the real argument was which one had the best looking cheerleaders. I know it ain't cricket, us being cougars and all, but isn't that really why...
tiner you derr-head
firstly, i'd like to apologise for the fact that i have lost the ability to write coherently........i'm currently on the wrong side of my country to normal and i blame the water.
secondly, just a reminder to tiner, on MY side of the country we play AFL, not that strange...
the sad thing is, i teach kids like this
FBI Agent: Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson!
Homer, looking down at his foot in confusion, stage-whispers to other FBI agent: I think he's talking...
some more classics
"Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori....."
And........
Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here comes the tricky part.
Oh, won't you rhyme with me...
more faves
Dancin' Homer:
" And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle!"
The musical version of "Streetcar":
Stella! STELLLAAAA! Can't you hear me YELLA!
You're puttin' me...
Given that there are many of us who are obviously fans (and who have far too much spare time........) I propose a new thread:
The best episodes and quotes from the Simpsons'!
One of my favourite episodes would have to be when Bart and Lisa play hockey. I love the violence!!!!!!:p...
Ok, it may be the difference in hemispheres, it may be that we're a day ahead, but I've got to tell you SC:
I don't know what you're talking aboot!:confused:
#12
SC- #12? Did I miss 1-11?
And, speaking of the subject, maybe you could try this one as you signature:
Received from Calgary man at pub in Vancouver:
"You're sexy but not in a slutty way."
:p
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Keeper - I don't quite get the relevance of the t-shirt story. Are you offering your t-shirt for sniffing? Are you looking for a woman with a t-shirt sniffing fetish? And, given the thread topic, does sniffing t-shirts make a woman less innocent?
go canada
From the Aussie chick -
Go the Canadian mens hockey team! I'll be rooting for you!
Incidentally, it's one of the only events we get televised here. Yay for us!
:D :D :D :D
a real gold medal
Thanks for the opinion, Keeps. It's actually good that Alisa won. Steve Bradbury, skating genius though he is, can't exactly be said to be a looker.
Just let it be known that the vast majority of Aussies fall in the Alisa category for looks.:p