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    The Canucks

    back to school apprentice If it hadn't been for apprentice's girlfriend, he would have scored. He dominated all night, but just couldn't get any penetration.
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    The Canucks

    wisdom If the Canucks win games 2, 3 and 4, they will take series. I'm almost positive. HC
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    Noo Choons

    That's fine It's okay Fastshow, I am still begrudgingly attracted to you.
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    Canucks first round

    Yankee doodle dee. Fcuk, now you tell me. Thanks Yankee. I'm going out on a limb here and saying Nucks in 3. I figure by game 4, Team Geriatric will be so knackered that they'll forfeit the game in favour of staying home, sipping soup through a straw and watching Matlock. When 41...
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    Daily Flyers Updates

    bullpoo Flyers sucked tonight, and were lucky to have gotten the win. It was perhaps the most boring game of hockey ever played on earth. Only because Ottawa sucked harder, longer and more, did Philly squeak out a win. I had to stomach 3 periods and some overtime of that Chicken Soup...
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    The Canucks

    canucks in 4 Na na na na, ahem Hey-ey-ey urm, Goodbye.
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    Celebrity Pornalikes

    back by popular demand I took this off, because I thought it was perhaps too mean. But I have now been convinced by some fellow TTPers that a free spirit such as I should not be stifled, and that above all else, it's the laughter that matters. I present to you: Buckfast I am I am...
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    Noo Choons

    all's well That's okay, I still begrudgingly respect you.
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    Noo Choons

    sensei & sensibility One song, by one rocker. A brief moment of nostalgia for a by-gone age when women were women and men had nicer hair than their girlfriends. Dog food and brick smashing aside, it's a catchy tune, and we're all allowed a momentary indiscretion. I was more just trying to wind...
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    Pleasing Women

    And buckfast should know Absolutely classic Bucky! Still giggling in my office at that one. There are a couple of others: No matter how hard the man is pumping, it can always be "Harder and faster". A woman riding up and down at 120 mph on a man's rod causes no pain whatsoever...
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    Noo Choons

    loquacious Fcuk Fastshow, You don't half go on a bit, don't you? Make a point, bitch! Allow me to regress for but a moment into my pre-pubescant days, when Quiet Riot ruled the airwaves and forming a Def Leppard tribute airband with your friends was most fashionable (before the drummer...
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    Canucks first round

    the bane of my eastern existence Allow me to whine like Buckfast at a Mr. Big'n'Tall for a moment. The Canucks game is being shown on the Canadian Broadcasting Network on Wednesday alright, but only if you live in Manitoba or West. If you are a Canucks fan living in Ottawa, for instance, you...
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    Celebrity Pornalikes

    buckfast = david scwhimmer come to think of it
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    Who the fcuk is George Best???

    missing you I miss guru. I need my daily verbal exercise. Come back.
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    The Canucks

    interesting? So in many ways you control a figurative joystick to the Canucks on-ice play. Fantastic. Can you control left and right wing with the corresponding hand? Loin-hockey. I'm only afraid to ask what you have to do to get the Zamboni to flood the ice? HC
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    Noo Choons

    size 6x Ohh, Bucky has decided to join the party, has he? Welcome to a world of hurt. Middlesbrough General Hospital, my fine feathered Croatian friend. Where have you been lately? Combing the sale rack at Gap Kids? Canon de Main
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    Moral of the story is...

    the mickey out of the mick Paddy, our Irish friend is at the local pub. The barman rings the bell, and announces last call. Paddy is, as usual, hammered, but orders another 2 pints and proceeds to finish them off in record time. He tries to get up to go home, and falls right off the...
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    Moral of the story is...

    my sides! Quintessential commedy fastshow, bravo! A rich man and a poor man both try to hail the same taxi in New York. They both get in from opposite sides, and discover that the other is in a hurry to get home, because it is their wife's birthday. The poor man asks the rich man what he...
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    The Canucks

    kreskin dude, I too seem to hold semi-mystical powers when it comes to the Canucks destiny. I remember during the 94 playoffs, people were asking me to leave the room when they needed a goal. It all started with Bure's OT winner vs. Calgary, and continued through the playoffs. When I was...
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    Noo Choons

    pushing it forward I wasn't referring to the Streets stuff. I like that'un all. I couldn't get the Bees, so really it was just Chicken Lips and la maison francais to which I was referring, but in comparison to Ghetto Hanson's choices, they are phenomenal. Black sheep? Baaa. HC
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