back to school apprentice
If it hadn't been for apprentice's girlfriend, he would have scored. He dominated all night, but just couldn't get any penetration.
Yankee doodle dee.
Fcuk, now you tell me. Thanks Yankee.
I'm going out on a limb here and saying Nucks in 3.
I figure by game 4, Team Geriatric will be so knackered that they'll forfeit the game in favour of staying home, sipping soup through a straw and watching Matlock.
When 41...
bullpoo
Flyers sucked tonight, and were lucky to have gotten the win.
It was perhaps the most boring game of hockey ever played
on earth.
Only because Ottawa sucked harder, longer and more, did Philly squeak out a win.
I had to stomach 3 periods and some overtime of that Chicken Soup...
back by popular demand
I took this off, because I thought it was perhaps too mean. But I have now been convinced by some fellow TTPers that a free spirit such as I should not be stifled, and that above all else, it's the laughter that matters.
I present to you:
Buckfast I am
I am...
sensei & sensibility
One song, by one rocker. A brief moment of nostalgia for a by-gone age when women were women and men had nicer hair than their girlfriends. Dog food and brick smashing aside, it's a catchy tune, and we're all allowed a momentary indiscretion. I was more just trying to wind...
And buckfast should know
Absolutely classic Bucky! Still giggling in my office at that one.
There are a couple of others:
No matter how hard the man is pumping, it can always be "Harder and faster".
A woman riding up and down at 120 mph on a man's rod causes no pain whatsoever...
loquacious
Fcuk Fastshow,
You don't half go on a bit, don't you? Make a point, bitch!
Allow me to regress for but a moment into my pre-pubescant days, when Quiet Riot ruled the airwaves and forming a Def Leppard tribute airband with your friends was most fashionable (before the drummer...
the bane of my eastern existence
Allow me to whine like Buckfast at a Mr. Big'n'Tall for a moment.
The Canucks game is being shown on the Canadian Broadcasting Network on Wednesday alright, but only if you live in Manitoba or West. If you are a Canucks fan living in Ottawa, for instance, you...
interesting?
So in many ways you control a figurative joystick to the Canucks on-ice play. Fantastic. Can you control left and right wing with the corresponding hand?
Loin-hockey.
I'm only afraid to ask what you have to do to get the Zamboni to flood the ice?
HC
size 6x
Ohh, Bucky has decided to join the party, has he?
Welcome to a world of hurt.
Middlesbrough General Hospital, my fine feathered Croatian friend.
Where have you been lately? Combing the sale rack at Gap Kids?
Canon de Main
the mickey out of the mick
Paddy, our Irish friend is at the local pub.
The barman rings the bell, and announces last call. Paddy is, as usual, hammered, but orders another 2 pints and proceeds to finish them off in record time. He tries to get up to go home, and falls right off the...
my sides!
Quintessential commedy fastshow, bravo!
A rich man and a poor man both try to hail the same taxi in New York. They both get in from opposite sides, and discover that the other is in a hurry to get home, because it is their wife's birthday.
The poor man asks the rich man what he...
kreskin
dude,
I too seem to hold semi-mystical powers when it comes to the Canucks destiny. I remember during the 94 playoffs, people were asking me to leave the room when they needed a goal. It all started with Bure's OT winner vs. Calgary, and continued through the playoffs. When I was...
pushing it forward
I wasn't referring to the Streets stuff. I like that'un all. I couldn't get the Bees, so really it was just Chicken Lips and la maison francais to which I was referring, but in comparison to Ghetto Hanson's choices, they are phenomenal. Black sheep?
Baaa.
HC