Seeing as I for some reason or another do good at predicting football, I feel like sharing the knowledge. For right now I will give predictions for Week 1 and later on tonight or tommorow I will do a full season prediction.
Falcons @ 49ers 09 4:15 PM
49ers over the falcons, Atlanta would be...
Well since I went 3 and 1 last week and that one game I should have gone with my gut instinct but what is done is done.
So I will give you all my predictions for this week.
Hamilton at Montreal
-Montreal will bounce back and trounce the T-Cats, The Als are to good to lose two in a row...
Two blondes walk through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while, they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
They are fascinated by this.
One of the females just can't bear it any longer and reaches into
the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs her, drags...
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother****er upside the head...
LET'S SEE IF I UNDERSTAND HOW AMERICA WORKS
IF A WOMAN BURNS HER THIGHS ON THE HOT COFFEE SHE
WAS HOLDING IN HER LAP WHILE DRIVING, SHE BLAMES THE
IF YOUR TEEN-AGE SON KILLS HIMSELF, YOU BLAME THE
ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC OR MUSICIAN HE LIKED.
IF YOU SMOKE THREE...
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a...
There was this couple that were married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of...
Signs That You Are Too Drunk:
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator...
This is a great example of "did I say that out loud???" This actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.
A female freshman...
I AM CANADIAN
(the canadian one is actually a commercial and is all true!)
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain...
Well, Just thought I'd start one off for Gimli.
Ray was talking about going up there again soon.
Play Saturday, stay the night at a cabin and then recover sunday and head back later that day.
Paul will have to do some more work on that pitch though. It's not bad, but it's no where near...
So as not to piss of Regs, I post this in a new thread.
Anyways I went to a few of the Moose games and they were not entertaining. Personally I found games in WHL much more entertaining and High school hockey even too.
I am excited that the Moose are now a farm team of the Canucks. Burke...
Yes they signed Randy Moss.
Now all they have to do is get an entirely new defense with the other $5 million they have left with there cap...:eek: oh wait I forgot they have Cullpepper too. Looks like Moss and Cullpepper are going to have to pull it out for my NFL team to compete:p