Philosopher
See you soon partner, see you soon.....I'm gonna be in a COMA from all the gelati!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) :p :cool: THE ELITE .....4-LIFE
FCUK OFF CRAZY CALABRESE....OR SHOULD I SAY RICK MERANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Last night while i was with Gino Muoio ( you guys can all stop worrying, I have found Gino Muoio) after the big game which was heavy duty damaging for Puglia, we ran into a...
They are calssic, true I do get carried away with my mythical trips
When I first started being a Gelati Icon in the community I had to go on a business trip with this beautiful girl named Christina Blowonme, she had nice boobies and lips that would drive any cone wild.
We went to a little...
Crazy Calabrese is a mean gelati man
Mr. Crazy Calabrese, didn't your mother ever take you out and buy you Gelati as a kid or were you always stuck eating those ice cream sandwiches that she bought 300 at a time from Costco. That stuff is not real Gelati, that is Manga-cakeyGelati. I can see...
jimmy h...
It is true, I do nothing all day at the Geati store...I have hired help to work the front and I sit in the back with my canutira and chinotto and enjoy the breeze while I post about my adventurous and mythical trips around the world.
Speaking of Classic
Zaurrini, since you have shown interest in the mythical life of Mr. Gelati I will share another story of great moral value:rolleyes: .
When I first started to sell Gelati I found out that a great place to get secret Gelati recipe's was in Cosenza, at a little shop in...
I once stopped by Celano to get some heavy duty Gelati from this guy they called Giuseppe Horsematzo. When I went into his little shop he told me about this secret soccer player named Vittorino Scratchipallini. Scratchipallini was a legend of Celano soccer, he would only play in the big games...
The circus called the Gelati stand and asked if we had seen any midgets that had escaped from the pen ....and I said well yes I seen Marco C eating a mini cone Gelati with his ugly dog which is almost as big as him....
lAY-OFF THE MEMBERS OF THE ELITE...OR YOU'LL BE DAMAGING!!!
Gelati
fil, Heavy duty doing nothing on the field yesterday..you struggled hard to make a 20 yard run before you got tired.....Get into shape you baby..
And titsoon, Adriano was fouled in the second half you knob so their was no consultation of the linesman...and Pete was the titsoon who...
Rick Merando, I'll be glad to sell Ice cream for your team if that is what you need to make some money to survive.
Jimmy H....Apprentice might not play good if he is not playing at all? He is damaged.
Professor and El Presidente are in together!!!!!
All the rest of you titsoons I have...
Come on buddy, el-pres come down to the roller and we'll be damaging together..
The only confirmed truth about Professor is that he will be joining the elite next year.
Thats the Punk
It is the Apprentice, I figured he wouldlnt play in Surrey....If he was more committed and actually trained he would be a great player but he fits in perectly with all the rest of the bums in the ital league...Actually, I dont play so i guess I am not one to carve.