Recent content by handcannon

back to school apprentice If it hadn't been for apprentice's girlfriend, he would have scored. He dominated all night, but just couldn't get any penetration.

wisdom If the Canucks win games 2, 3 and 4, they will take series. I'm almost positive. HC

That's fine It's okay Fastshow, I am still begrudgingly attracted to you.

Yankee doodle dee. Fcuk, now you tell me. Thanks Yankee. I'm going out on a limb here and saying Nucks in 3. I figure by game 4, Team Geriatric will be so knackered that they'll forfeit the game in favour of staying home, sipping soup through a straw and watching Matlock. When 41...

bullpoo Flyers sucked tonight, and were lucky to have gotten the win. It was perhaps the most boring game of hockey ever played on earth. Only because Ottawa sucked harder, longer and more, did Philly squeak out a win. I had to stomach 3 periods and some overtime of that Chicken Soup...

canucks in 4 Na na na na, ahem Hey-ey-ey urm, Goodbye.

back by popular demand I took this off, because I thought it was perhaps too mean. But I have now been convinced by some fellow TTPers that a free spirit such as I should not be stifled, and that above all else, it's the laughter that matters. I present to you: Buckfast I am I am...

all's well That's okay, I still begrudgingly respect you.

sensei & sensibility One song, by one rocker. A brief moment of nostalgia for a by-gone age when women were women and men had nicer hair than their girlfriends. Dog food and brick smashing aside, it's a catchy tune, and we're all allowed a momentary indiscretion. I was more just trying to wind...

And buckfast should know Absolutely classic Bucky! Still giggling in my office at that one. There are a couple of others: No matter how hard the man is pumping, it can always be "Harder and faster". A woman riding up and down at 120 mph on a man's rod causes no pain whatsoever...

loquacious Fcuk Fastshow, You don't half go on a bit, don't you? Make a point, bitch! Allow me to regress for but a moment into my pre-pubescant days, when Quiet Riot ruled the airwaves and forming a Def Leppard tribute airband with your friends was most fashionable (before the drummer...

the bane of my eastern existence Allow me to whine like Buckfast at a Mr. Big'n'Tall for a moment. The Canucks game is being shown on the Canadian Broadcasting Network on Wednesday alright, but only if you live in Manitoba or West. If you are a Canucks fan living in Ottawa, for instance, you...

buckfast = david scwhimmer come to think of it

missing you I miss guru. I need my daily verbal exercise. Come back.

interesting? So in many ways you control a figurative joystick to the Canucks on-ice play. Fantastic. Can you control left and right wing with the corresponding hand? Loin-hockey. I'm only afraid to ask what you have to do to get the Zamboni to flood the ice? HC